buy some junk while you fly
I love those catalogues of random kitch you find on airplanes right next to the emergency safety 
instructions. I think it’s very considerate of the airlines. Bored on your flight? Choose from a delightful selection of reading options ranging from instructions on how to exit the plane in case of a water “landing” to suggestions for your holiday gift-buying list. For the distinguishing flyer with impeccable taste, I present below “Mudphudder’s Picks” from my recent perusal of Delta Skymall catalogue, which is “prepared especially for Delta customers.” Makes you kinda wonder who’s flying with Delta…
The pop-up hotdog cooker
For those people who have neither the time to use nor desire to invest in a frying pan or microwave for cooking their hotdogs, this device screams “hotdog connoisseur” and adds a touch of class to any kitchen.
Animatronic Elvis
Elvis lives! And he’s sitting in your living room! Quoth Napoleon Dynamite, “Sweet.” When you’re winding down after a day of work, nothing will sooth your nerves better than a big plastic Elvis bust singing “You Ain’t Nothin’ but a Hound Dog”.
Leg Lamp
Straight from your favorite movie portraying culture at it’s best—“A Christmas Story”–if you looked up “elegance” in the dictionary, there would be a picture of this item. Leg lamp—‘nough said.
